Landlord Nightmares
The 300 lb. bully of a landlord (read: slumlord) that drove both Alaryyk and me to the point of utter madness last fall, commencing with our eviction – the best...
“Reckoning Poem”, 2003
(Still, one of my favourite poems [that I have penned myself]. Others have called it disjointed, other others have called it brilliant. I think it lies somewhere in between.) Winter...
Letter to a JOHN
I have begun scanning through the comments page, and will soon get back to you and resume blogging as usual as of April 24th. Scanning the comments I came to...
Scar’s lost writings… While being abused, 2004
Maybe I could just start drinking a lot of coffee. I find myself sitting silently again, in a room full of noise, alone amongst my closest friends du jour, alone...
My First Date (with Josh, the serial rapist), 2001
Bear in mind that I was 17 at the time! I actually handed this in for an English class assignment… She jumps at the shrill ringing of her phone. The...
The “Evil Stepmother”
…someone I haven’t written very much about before, but find myself needing to do so today for catharsis. Last night, an e-mail response from her crushed me like an insect...
“You’re a narcissistic nut.”
It was just another hot summer day in Vancouver last year when I was knighted with my latest “nickname”. Narcissistic Nut I reclaimed the title, and had an absolutely wonderful...
“Letters of Complaint: The Art of Getting What You Deserve as a Human Being” – Letter #4
Perhaps my all-time favourite, written to the director of health services at my University’s “health clinic”… Dear _______ ______, Subject: Formal Complaint (re: Dr. Basson) and Appeal of Fine I...
“Letters of Complaint: The Art of Getting What You Deserve as a Human Being” – Letter #2
February 6, 2010 Mr. Dan Kooner c/o Shopper’s Drug Mart/D. Kooner Pharmacy 1755 Broadway E. Vancouver, BC V5N1W2 Dear Mr. Kooner, First of all, I would like to thank you...
Theme by Towfiq I.